It's amusing to see how many miss your dead-on satire. Did Betty Bowers retire and you took her place at Landover? I read your profile.
Ok everyone, have you completely LOST your ability to discern satire? Others were falling for the fake creationist satire a few days ago.
Read carefully, we are being entertained by a very funny lady!
2007-09-25 02:03:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Beauty comes from God alone. When we accept Jesus as our Savior and are walking in the light, our true beauty shines forth and others will see. There is no need for makeup and designer clothes. Others will see and they will not say, "wasn't that a nice outfit that she had on?" They will say, "she is a beautiful person." Because true beauty is not based on how you look.
2007-09-25 02:22:47
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answered by biggestjesusfan, † Cat P.W. † 4
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Pls don't even go to Muslim ladies, there are the most modest and beautiful creatures on earth. Having said that, there's this particular Catholic girl which is extremely beautiful here I know. She really turns me on. Not that Muslims women can't it's just that women "thighs" turn me on and Muslim women cover that part of their body.
2007-09-25 02:00:13
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answered by Mr.POP 5
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Don't delude yourself. Physical appearance is not that important. Hollywood just makes everyone pressured to think it is. Inside beauty is what counts. And many people can have that, not only us Christians.
Perhaps some of us Christians could use more humility and less pride. "Let the beauty of Jesus be seen in me."
2007-09-25 01:59:07
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answered by kaz716 7
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no, that's incredibly ethnocentric of you.
Yes, there are many beautiful christians, and there are just as many beautiful people of other religions and races. I'm not muslim, but I still think some of those ladies who put a veil over their faces have great fashion sense, nice figures, and beautiful faces.
Please try not to be not to be close-minded, it only leads to other bad thoughts.
2007-09-25 01:57:24
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answered by butteryflyorion 2
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Beauty comes from inside, not outside.
2007-09-25 02:00:52
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answered by Andy Roberts 5
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Every body has a right to live in a world of his/her own make and belief,so why not you? Would you like to see some Christians in Africa and Asia for a second opinion?
2007-09-25 01:58:43
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answered by brkshandilya 7
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Yeah acrylic nails.. classy..
2007-09-25 02:24:41
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answered by Anonymous
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So Christians aren't allowed to wear baggy pants or not shave or not cut their hair? I don't see that in the Bible. :(
2007-09-25 01:55:43
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answered by Machaira 5
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oh yes, get a whole load of us in a chapel with a trampolining minister, and its like a miss world pageant!
2007-09-25 01:55:08
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answered by numbnuts222 7
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