This guy ACTUALLY wants people to believe that Dinosaurs and Humans (and he doesn't even show hominids here, he's depicting ancient man. The ignorance is staggering) co-existing. Where of course no actual evidence exists.
The comic doesn't stop there, oh no, it goes on to say that the Dinos were on Noah's ark! Yep, not only did Noah find a way to put millions of species on it, he put carnivores (meat-eaters) next to herbivores (plant-eaters) and they just got along. Never mind the fact that given the ark's dimensions (as given in the bible) there would have to be approx 400,000 species per square foot of space on the ark!
Of course Chick offers NO evidence to support his idiotic claim (there isn't any) and goes on to say that anyone who doesn't believe this clap-trap, will end up in hell for eternity.
So, to sum up; Outright lie, followed by ridiculous fairy-tale means eternity in hell if you don't believe.
Thanks Jack, the more you talk, the more atheists you create.
2007-09-25 00:49:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The comic in question is here;
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp?wpc=1038_01.asp&wpp=a
Go ahead and have a laugh. That's pretty much all they're good for anyway...
2007-09-25 00:50:01 · update #1
Corrosion,
Actually Jack is just like every other religious con man out there. He uses fear and threats to ensure that people fill his wallet and bank account, with no proof whatsoever of what he's talking about.
That, I believe, is the definition of a con-man.
2007-09-25 00:55:27 · update #2
Happy pilgrim,
Thanks for the laugh. It wasn't a ha-ha laugh but the kind that you get when you see a retarded kid on the swings when you go to work, and he's still there when you get home.
You make me SO glad I'm not like you.
Thanks for that.
2007-09-25 04:18:27 · update #3
Jack Chick continues to prove there is no end to desperate idiocy. People PAY him for boxes of his tracts so they can leave them lying around stores and restaurants.
He doesn't realize the joke is on him.
2007-09-25 00:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
You'd think that putting so many animals into one confined space and letting herbivores get along perfectly with carnivores like one big, happy family, is the first ever proof that the hippy era has been around for millenia. So it wasn't just the sixties...
Or that they were all buddhists. And slave-traders. Putting animals in ships, giving them hardly any space to breathe. Not to mention those dinosaurs' weights would have sank the bleedin' thing!
"Big animals need a lot of air to breathe..." that's one excuse to twist the theory of how dinosaurs got extinct. But why didn't they die *on* the ship? Or was the ship in fact a self-contained dome, creating it's own oxygen? Very impressive...
2007-09-25 01:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I've been called "Chick" before. But I digress.
How dare you question the word of God and Jack Chick! You will burn forever in the fiery pits of Hell. And there's lots of people and dinosaurs there too, who will yell and scream at you and bite your head off every day.
Don't you know that God can build a boat as big as he wants. I mean, look at the ocean. Don't you think it's just like a big bathtub to God and that he would want to build something pretty big to float in it and put all his toys (people and animals) in it.
I heard they found a big ol' log on top of a mountain that proves that the ark existed. SEE! I told you so.
Now, stop questioning and start praying. There may be hope for you yet.
2007-09-25 01:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by Ask Donna 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
once you're saying God would not make errors, that is actual authentic. even nonetheless, the reason at the back of you leaning on that is defective. you're saying that to propose that each and every person is born "gay and, if we are saying that they are incorrect, then we are saying that God made a mistake. Henceforth, He does no longer be suitable. even nonetheless, because God did no longer create somebody "gay". then the theory that they are born that way, and which you may use that premise to "trip us up" is defective. God made it very sparkling in His Holy Bible, in the two the old & New Testaments, that the sin of Sodom is an abomination. apart from, to settle for Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior & then attempt to justify a life type that is antithetical to Christian living is a psychosis. that is being, what we Christians call, twin minded. Now, as to Sodomites going to Hell: the priority which will deliver them to Hell isn't their decision of a perverted life type, only as abortion, itself, won't deliver an abortionist to Hell. that is not any matter if or no longer they confess Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. while they try this, he will make it sparkling to them what the right life-style of a Christian is which will, in turn cause them to pass far flung from their life type in the sin of Sodom. And, He could o.k. use what's asserted right here to do it for somebody. meanwhile, we could proceed to communicate the reality, in love. If we don't we share the accountability for a misplaced guy or woman going to Hell, because of the fact we did no longer have the braveness to tell them the reality.
2016-10-19 21:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's buds with Hovind and supports the Creationism Museum (they should be fined just for using the word Museum - it should read Fantasy Land). Chick is known for his lies, but the sad thing is - YES People DO believe it! They put on blinders and accept only things from people like Chick, Hovind, Ham....on this subject. They watch TBN for the rest of their information.
Now, seeing all of this, we do have to realize, they are not as popular as the Internet makes them out to be (or the news - when it comes to Ham and his Creationism Museum). They are, actually, a minority among Christianity as a whole - but nonetheless, it's freaky to think that people actually listen to Chick and others and take their Word as if God Himself spoken down from the Heavens..... And they will argue with you about those people in the same way they will argue with you if you question their God or His tactics.
2007-09-25 01:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by River 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you've hit the nail on the head there. This stuff goes beyond silly argument. It is clearly a lie and a wicked one at that.
Most "evolusionistas" stop well short of the "L" word preferring to meet the other side in something like a debate. They are also conscious of the frequent use of the word "lie" by creationists (I wonder if they are "projecting"?) and feel that to do the same would be to "descend to their level".
Do creationists lie? Habitually? Well we have
- quote mining
- refusal to be 'tied down' to any position
- persuasive redefinition
- loaded questions
- Sophistry
I don't think Dr Dino (in jail for crimes of dishonesty) is a 'one off'. Its time we told it like it is:
Young Earth Creationism is false. We know it is false and those who espouse it know it is false. The whole edifice rests on a foundation of deceit. Those who 'preach' Young Earth Creationism are liars, wicked, evil liars.
In the words of George Orwell:
"Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act."
So, let us put aside our unwillingness to use the "L" word.
Aux Armes Evolutionistes!
(Now can someone design a banner?)
2007-09-25 01:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by anthonypaullloyd 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yikes. Believe me, as a Christian I don't want to associate with this guy any more than you do. Talk about ignorance. I once read a whole comic book by him about a guy who burns down his Bible college because a professor said the KJV wasn't the only true version. Riiiiiiight.
2007-09-25 01:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This was his best yet. I can't thank you enough.
You inspired me to make a Jack Chick themed avatar but it's not showing up.
Jack Chick doesn't just rock hard core on an intellectual level, but as an artist, I can't tell you the times I've been inspired to say "oh...my...god" when looking at his creations.
2007-09-25 01:39:29 · answer #8 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know the bible is not just a collection of stories but also a collection of mistakes especially with Genesis. So in short the bible is just a fairy-tale book
2007-09-25 00:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Jack Chick is one of Kent Hovind's mates. Need anything more be said?
2007-09-25 01:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by Scumspawn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋