I got told this joke and unless im bein proper special, i cant quite get my head round it.
Whats the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
Anyone enlighten me???
2007-09-25 00:34:43 · 23 answers · asked by Mr V 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you're not stupid. that sounds as if half of the joke's missing!
2007-09-25 01:44:29 · answer #1 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one did the rounds a quite few years ago and delighted my brother (who likes that kind of thing). It's basically a joke based on surrealist humour.
Other examples include:
Q: Why is a mouse when it spins?
A: Because the higher the fewer.
And the intentionally ironic (and more understandable):
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Fish!
2007-09-25 08:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by Marvin the pedantic martian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the same as a joke I herd a about 20ys ago. A man goes into a hardware shop and says " Have you got any red paint?" the shop assistant says " No but we have some green paint" " That's OK " says the man " I've got my bike outside" It's a nonsense joke.
2007-09-25 08:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by strawcats 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Something is missing here. What the difference between a duck and ??????? That missing word could be the clue.
2007-09-25 08:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference btween a duck and what??? there needs to be something else hence the word difference
2007-09-25 07:37:56 · answer #5 · answered by Robert268 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's gibberish bit like how many apples in a bunch of grapes
2007-09-25 07:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by GOG 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's not meant to be understood, it's just one of those statements people use to confuse people like when my dad says, "there's madness in my method" when it's meant to be "there's method in my madness"
takes ages for people to figure out what's wrong cos they know there's something up, but it's sooo worth it!
2007-09-25 09:44:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its just meant to screw your head up and is not really gonna make sense.
2007-09-25 07:43:28 · answer #8 · answered by smudgeuk9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check this out if your interested, its just a very strange joke that is not funny
2007-09-25 07:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by agius1520 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry! dont get it but ive just laughed my *** off at it ,for some strange reason its really funny!!!
2007-09-25 07:41:57 · answer #10 · answered by yaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋