Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five times!"
2007-09-25 00:04:04 · 8 answers · asked by Cartman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and this one:
A woman puts on a dress two sizes smaller than her large frame and thinking that she looked good she turned to her brother and asked, "How do I look in this dress?"
He said, "Not too bad."
Smiling ever so sweetly, she then started to prance. Realizing his mistake, the brother then said, "I said you don't look TOO bad, that doesn't mean that you don't still look bad."
2007-09-25 00:09:44 · update #1
First Joke: the old bloke didn't tell his family he could hear so they kept talking about him thinking he didn't know what they were saying about him. After listening to their convos he kept changing his mind about who he wanted to have his inheritance.
Second Joke: this was just a little pathetic i thought, basically the guy didn't want to offend his sister but when he saw how enthusiastic she was about the dress he decided to bring he down a bit. Great joke haha.
2007-09-25 00:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by Jato 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it means that the old man was listening to all the conversations(read ranting) which were to be held behind his back but as he cud nt hear they'd talk **** in front of him which meaNT THE FAMILY MEMBERS KEPT HIM FOR HIS MONEY. now when he can hear them he has modified his will accordinly so that the undeservers dont get any share from his property.
2007-09-25 08:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by Raks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one means this:
his family was talking about how they were going to spend the old man's will. realizing that he didn't approve of it, he decided to change it.
the second one means:
the brother decided to give a white lie. his sister thought too much of it and he said the truth.
2007-09-25 07:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means he can hear all the **** that they are talking about him and he has cut people out of his will since they are apparently a pack of losers who care nothing for the deaf old bastard.
2007-09-25 07:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it means that his family was talking bad thigs about him ( but he didn't hear them in the past coz he didn't listen ) he didn't told his family but he can now listen to what they are saying
2007-09-25 07:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make those up?? They sound made up. Especially the second one. If so, the first one was okay, the second one well, less than okay.
2007-09-25 07:21:35 · answer #6 · answered by Kate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-09-25 07:07:16 · answer #7 · answered by Andrew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it mean nothing.
2007-09-25 07:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by meanoun thai 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋