Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:
Here honey, you use the remote.
You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
We never talk anymore
2007-09-25 00:02:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A married man's perspective...
Here honey, you use the remote.
Well it's easier just to give it to her and have a quiet life.
You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
Okay I'll admit I'd never say this.
Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
Brad Pitt is cool, but I HATED Zorro! LOL
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
It's easier just to ask...
Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
No never!
Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
No never I just buy my own, it's easier.
Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
No freakin' way! LOL
Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
No way, she'll never let me do that!
We never talk anymore
Actually it's quite nice to have peace and quiet.
2007-09-25 00:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by Doodle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would invite a lady to help me pick shoes, I can never find a pair that I like!
How about: I've left the toilet seat down darling, and cleaned around the rim.
2007-09-25 00:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 03:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a bit of a generalisation.
How about things you never hear a woman say.
"of course you can go to the pub with your mates"
"I just love performing oral sex on you"
"Yes I know its the time of the month but let ME be supportive to YOU"
"forget shopping, lets go to the driving range"
etc etc
2007-09-25 00:11:59 · answer #4 · answered by jollyboy booboo 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Actually, my husband does say such things, guess thats why am head over heels in love with him,
Also jollyboy i do say those things and i guess what you give is what you get.
2007-09-25 04:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like it ha ha. Have a star!!
2007-09-25 00:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too true
how about another one like
I will stop the car and ask this couple the directions.
2007-09-30 02:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think we're lost, I'll stop someone and ask for directions.
2007-09-25 00:28:49 · answer #8 · answered by threepenny53 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this! Have a star!
2007-09-25 00:16:39 · answer #9 · answered by mrsallport 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, my last man used to ask if he could bring me something...
true, for the rest!
2007-09-25 01:49:53 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋