Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go **** herself!"
2007-09-23 22:33:20 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha hehehe he I want that for my brithday and I mean all of it
2007-09-26 11:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it's just me but, I like to get credit for SOME of the gift giving that goes on, so me. I have never heard of the birthday fairy, is that a UK thing?
2016-05-17 08:28:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one m8
2007-09-24 01:08:44 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely delightful!!!
2007-09-24 00:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that really funny...nice present the third one LOLOL
2007-09-23 22:40:39 · answer #5 · answered by Jay & Gigi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha - again, funny !
2007-09-23 22:40:34 · answer #6 · answered by vikky b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhahahaaha ur good. =)
2007-09-23 22:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by Meg102207 :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, interesting.
2007-09-23 23:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by glade_moonstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋