**TEACHER: "CAN ANYBODY GIVE AN EXAMPLE OF COINCIDENCE"
JOHNNY: "MADAM' MY MOM N DAD GOT MARRIED ON SAME DAY SAME TIME"
**TEACHER: GEORGE, GO TO THE STAFF ROOM AND BRING THE MAP
GEORGE: "HERE IT IS"
TEACHER: NOW FIND WHERE IS AMERICA ?
AND TEACHER TO JOHNNY
TEACHER: NOW JOHNNY, WHO DISCOVER AMERICA
JOHNNY: "GEORGE"
**JOHN:"DOCTOR,I AM SO WORRIED, I FEEL LIKE KILLING MYSELF".
DOCTOR : "DON'T WORRY. JUST LEAVE THAT TO ME.
**THE HUSBAND ENTERS THE KITCHEN AND OPENS THE SUGAR BOX. HE LOOKS INSIDE AND CLOSES IT. WIFE OBSERVES THE WHOLE EPISODE . AGAIN HE COMES IN AND DOES THE SAME.
WIFE ASKS: "Y R U DOING THIS?"
HUSBAND REPLIES: "DOCTOR TOLD ME TO CHECK THE SUGAR LEVEL REGULARLY.
2007-09-23 21:50:12 · 26 answers · asked by risker4you 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
finds like every one likes this
will the rest of the persons who are answering can say that which one is the best among the three
2007-09-24 20:21:46 · update #1
I cant believe this ccrap got 17 stars...these jokes are so repeated(i know i m gonna get lots of thumbs down.. but at least i said what came to my mind)
2007-09-29 22:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by no 1 u kno 3 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Pal, good jokes though i have already heard of these, will give u a * for refreshing them again.
Here goes another one.
Johny's teacher explains the meaning of words Discover and Invent. Teacher also explains the difference between Discover and Invent. Now Johny is asked to frame sentence using the words Discover and Invent. Johny thought for a while and answered
"MY FATHER DISCOVERED MY MOTHER AND THEY TOGETHER INVENTED ME!!!."
Any starts for me on this joke???
2007-09-25 07:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by Mohan K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
U deserve a star. Lovely jokes. Keep spreading the smile.
2007-10-01 13:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yuvaraj
2007-09-28 08:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All are quite good but the sugar level joke was most lovable ones. here is ur star for that.*
2007-09-26 05:42:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worth a star.
2007-09-24 08:11:26 · answer #6 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all of them are realy adorable
i like em all plzzzzzzzz keep on the
good ones to freshen us up
here's a star 4 u...
gooooood luck
2007-09-25 08:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by A's 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the last one it's my favorite, and then the third one would be my next choice. After then the first one, and finally second one.
2007-10-01 14:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will give u the star for ur joke and u hav to give me the 10 points lol .so hav the star!
2007-09-25 02:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by 2008 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
U made me laugh. U need a star,
2007-09-24 09:34:46 · answer #10 · answered by Muthu S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋