On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
2007-09-23 21:48:42 · 10 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!
Funny and so true.
2007-09-24 01:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day while driving, a poor tired, farmer sadly lost his wife,
But gladly it bestowed a few minutes of silence to his life.
Although she had fallen out, the trooper miraculously brought her safely back;
Unfortunately , without losing a beat, she continued to yickety yack!
The very next day they went out for another daily ride
This time it was the farmer who jumped out, unable to listen to even one more word from his bride!
2007-09-24 05:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hee hee I can appreciate this one. Classic :)
2007-09-24 11:12:41 · answer #3 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloody hell that was funny lol
2007-09-24 05:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-24 05:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol good one
2007-09-24 08:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by K H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my wife says its not funny.lol
2007-09-24 07:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
thanks for posting.
is he not going to go back and look for her?.
2007-09-24 04:56:42 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha! spat my coffee!!!!!!!!
Hilarious!!
2007-09-25 14:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by moonbow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star!!!
2007-09-24 05:23:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋