All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.
One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?"
Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."
2007-09-23 21:47:08 · 10 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty good.
2007-09-24 01:14:13 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2007-09-24 04:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by PhostaKidd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty much what they told my son--in the military. Good one. Thank you.
2007-09-24 07:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your are mad!
skydiving lessons are fantastic and rewarding it is quite hard and difficlut esp those like me whom have fear of heights
take care and if you have any questions ask your tutor because they are the ones to help u
2007-09-24 04:49:48 · answer #4 · answered by Perfectionist 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
short or long life .lol
2007-09-24 07:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, I know that one...
hasn't it been aroung here some weeks ago?
2007-09-24 09:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-24 05:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah first timmer allright!! lol
2007-09-24 11:30:50 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny hahaha lol
2007-09-24 05:22:01 · answer #9 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
good one
2007-09-24 08:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋