If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
2007-09-23 21:43:43 · 9 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-09-24 01:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good!!
Add this one if you like it:
You are SO ugly, your mama had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the puppies to play with you.
2007-09-24 05:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the Mental Health unit need to assess you?
2007-09-24 04:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ttrriissttiin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think someone may be keeping your bed warm in a nearby psychiatric ward lol you get a star!
2007-09-24 07:26:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
teeheehee
keep 'em coming
2007-09-24 08:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmhmhmmmm
some good sayings in there... *gg*
2007-09-24 09:06:22 · answer #6 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-24 05:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the website link you sent me.
2007-09-24 05:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL :-)
2007-09-24 04:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋