Is this happening to u 2?
2007-09-23 18:23:07 · 19 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This usually happens 2-5 days before Chuck Norris comes to kill you. Don't worry, this is common.
2007-09-23 18:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by Epigeios 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Stop watching Walker Texas Ranger- Change the channel to something other than USA or Hallmark, set the remote down and step away from the tv.
Well if you haven't gotten a restraining order from him yet then you are pretty good.
2007-09-24 12:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be thankful it's thoughts and not Chuck Norris' boot.
2007-09-24 01:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by capekicks 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If Chuck Norris is in your head, you're already dead.
Chuck Norris holds the cure for cancer in his tears...it's too bad he never cries.
2007-09-24 01:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Hey, just bask in the awesomeness that is Chuck and relax.
2007-09-24 01:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by papadego 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Think about Johnny Depp. Maybe that'll help.
2007-09-24 01:29:37 · answer #6 · answered by AAA 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just try to relax Mr. Norris, just try to relax.
2007-09-24 01:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's a malady I'll never suffer from... :)
Come visit me, I'll show you around, and you'll have so much fun you won't have time to even remember him :)
Good night to you!! :)
Big hugs!!
2007-09-24 01:33:32 · answer #8 · answered by Moon :) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Start to think about me and bye bye Chuck.
2007-09-24 01:27:36 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Try to give yourself a roundhouse kick to the head.
lol
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2007-09-24 01:29:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋