One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when Saint Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes. Jesus agreed and a few minutes later, he saw an old, old man approach. He walked very slowly, had a halting gait, and long white hair and beard. "How did you spend your life on Earth, my son?" asked Jesus. "I was a simple carpenter for sixty years," replied the old man. "And what do you hope to find here in heaven?" asked Jesus. "I hope to find my son," said the man. "Well, there are millions upon millions of people here. How will you find him?" "I'll recognize him by the nail holes in his hands and feet," nods the old man. Jesus does a double take, thinks for a moment, and whispers, "Father?" The old man looks at Jesus, stretches out his withered arms and says, "Pinocchio?"
2007-09-23 17:36:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and here i was thinking i probably won't laugh at a Jesus joke. hehe..
*star* you. :)
2007-09-23 18:20:35 · answer #1 · answered by dinOgaL(: 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha still laughing!!!!
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".
2007-09-24 00:53:20 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one. Heres a star
2007-09-24 06:20:59 · answer #3 · answered by dee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I think the first thing Jesus would do is check his nose eh?
2007-09-24 00:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by genntri 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I absolutely loved it good job!!! Star for you!!!
2007-09-24 09:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, keep em' coming.
2007-09-24 08:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was just... so wrong :-D ...
Got to start each day with a laugh, don't we?
2007-09-24 08:56:14 · answer #7 · answered by Larry V 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-24 01:19:34 · answer #8 · answered by \\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's yo sta''
2007-09-24 04:34:05 · answer #9 · answered by kay kay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-24 00:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋