What are my ears made out of?
2007-09-23 17:21:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang lo-o-ow?
Oh, I'm a hayseed; my hair is seaweed.
And my ears are made of leather and they flap in windy weather.
Gosh, oh hemlock; tough as a pine knot,
Oh, I'm a Cub Scout can't you see; double-e!
2007-09-23 23:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So youre a hayseed, your hair s seaweed and your ears are ears of corn!
2007-09-24 01:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your hayseed, your hair is seaweed, your ears are mushroom and you probably eat Seafood!!!
2007-09-24 05:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by Freeman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clams
2007-09-24 08:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your ears are made out of clam-shells; That;s why you can hear the ocean all the time; even in the city.
2007-09-24 00:36:54 · answer #5 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
my ears are made out of leather and they flop in rainy weather!
2007-09-24 00:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by relish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
paper mache Jug handles
2007-09-24 05:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bird seed?
2007-09-24 00:25:35 · answer #8 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
blood vesils coverd in skin
2007-09-24 00:24:48 · answer #9 · answered by Ravemastermanga 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leather, they flop in rainy weather. :)
2007-09-24 00:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by Leather and Lace 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋