My sister is always teasing me?

Question

I'm 15 and my 13-year-old little sister is always teasing me about my everything. I get better grades than she does and normally that is my only defense tatic against her, she goes 'uh-huh.' She teases me about my weight, I'm 4'11 and I weight 106. She's 5'0 and she weighs 101. She's an inch taller than me and she's always teasing me about that. She's always telling me what people say behind my back and than she rubs it in my face. I haven't had my first kiss yet and she says I'll be that same weight when I'm 81. She even said she can predict the future and I'll lose my virginity at 28 when I'm drunk to a guy I don't know. She's always making gay jokes about me(I'm straight). I have this friend from when I was little that I stopped talking to two years ago and she's always saying this girl is hiding in my closet. I had a glass of water in my room and she said it was ***. She really getting on my nerves. Whenever she catches me doing something embarrassing like singing or something,

she'll keep teasing me about it. I'm getting really aggravated with her. She's a sick, demented b*tch. My friends all hate her and I can't bring anyone over because when I do she'll keep banging on the door. When she gets home from practice, she'll grab pinch my stomach and say 'you need to exercise more, look at your stomach. Look at all the flab on your arms.' She really isn't so perfect, she'll go days without taking a bath and she always smells like B.O. Every family member tells her and she just shrugs it off. She always procrastinates and I always have to end up helping her with some h.w. assignment. She's lazy and self-centered and she critizes everyone. She even failed a simple state standernized test. And than she has the nerve to call me dumb. I score above average in all categories of those tests. I 'm getting really sick of her, what should I do?

Answer 1

Your sister is an underachiever and is acting out on her low self-esteem. She is trying to drag you down.
You are older and you don't have to put up with it.
Remind her that you will be driving next year... that you will always be more privileged because you are older.
When she pulls some of that crap, you can call her something equally disgusting... may I suggest "sweathog"... how about "retardo"?
When she grabs your skin, you need to haul off and slap her one.

The reason she keeps razzing you is because you keep reacting to it... you keep giving her what she wants... a response. Develop the fine art of staring her down (as in "God, you are such a retard") and walking away.
When she starts in on teasing, you walk away... just tell her to grow up and quit being a retard, and if she is going to be that way, you don't have anything to do with her. Go study at a friend's house. Get into more extracurricular activities so you don't have to spend as much time at home with her. Let her stew in her own juice.

Get a keyed lock on your bedroom door so she can't mess with your stuff.

For one thing, everyone has growth spurts at different times... you don't really have control over that... I got my mom's round body type, my sister got my dad's stringbean body type. Everything shifts, believe me.

Answer 2

Keep your cool keep your cool
Your sister has some problems and she is trying to control you.
1 keep your cool she wants you to be angry So don`t be
2 she is very predictable so you should be able to guess her next move before she does it
Your sister sounds very sad and if you get a chance offer
to help her.
She may never listen but you can offer

Answer 3

Punch her straight in the mouth hard and while she is on the ground call her a *****! If it doesn't work at least you can tease her about that.

Answer 4

Tell her you have bigger boobs than her, and men will always like you more than her any day of the week......you do have bigger "tots" than she does, right ?