"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it"......?
2007-09-23 15:52:34 · 16 answers · asked by Jess* 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus, having all eternity at his disposal, would simply wait for the burrito to cool.
2007-09-23 16:06:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My neighbor Jesus does this all the time. Everyone does. Microwaves heat so unevenly. And burritos aren't as good reheated in the microwave.
2007-09-23 22:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of course. Jesus being human, would burn the roof of his mouth and tongue if the burrito was too hot.
2007-09-23 22:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by Sldgman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, a variation of the age old philosophy 101 question.
First day in college?
How many variations are there?
Could God create a rock so large, that even he could not lift it?
Could God make a pizza so big, even he could not eat it?
Could he make a joke so funny, that even he would die from hearing it?
etc. etc...
Are you trying to make atheists look uneducated?
2007-09-23 22:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if he existed at all, he was human, but there were no microwaves 2000 years ago, so no.
2007-09-23 22:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by neil s 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You made 5 points.
2007-09-23 22:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by Nino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ creat every things John 1:1
He is the word of God able to all things he is the wisdom of God .
what you want to say. ?
2007-09-23 23:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by Mosa A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the wattage of his microwave.
2007-09-23 22:58:59 · answer #8 · answered by Privratnik 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
2007-09-23 22:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by fatsausage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really used 5 points to ask THAT question?
2007-09-23 22:56:51 · answer #10 · answered by ◦Delylah◦ 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋