Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
2007-09-23 15:39:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL! I live in a college town...we may have the wisemen, but certainly no virgins
2007-09-23 15:43:54 · answer #1 · answered by NONAME 5 · 6⤊ 4⤋
Hi....
There is very little evidence Jesus existed as a human being!
It is more based on earlier myths, remember there were 'many' who supposedly performed miracles etc
To see the real truth, you need to go even further back.....
The three wise men?
Were the constellation of Orion, Osiris to the Egyptians.
They had built the pyramids aligned to it and the three 'kings' were the three pyramids and the three main stars of Orion's belt!
Star over Bethlehem?
The pole star 'Sirius', which was the star mentioned in the bible as the one showing above the 'birth', was the star of Isis the 'virgin', later known as the 'virgin' star!
The sun, sets on the days of 22nd/23rd/24th and then 'rises' on the 25th.
At this time, above the sun 'rising', in the starry sky, the stars of Orion (the three kings) point down or 'follow' the pole star (virgin) pointing to the 'birth' of the 'sun' .... the 'sun' of god!!!
Even Bethlehem was 'not' originally a real place on Earth!
The whole 'story' of Jesus, birth and cruci-'fiction' was taken from a lot earlier belief in Astrology and made into a 'human' story and religion much later!!
Religion is MYTH!!
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2007-09-23 23:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by Paul222@England 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
2007-09-23 22:51:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, I love a joke based upon a lie.
First of all, my city did not exist yet.
2nd? There were not three wise men the Bible says that men (magoi-or astrologers) came from 'eastern parts'.
3rd? It does not sat how many men came.
4th. These men showed up two years after Jesus birth, which is why Herod had all the boys 2years old and younger put to death.
A joke if better if it has at least a few facts in it.
All the thumbs down must be from the over reactives, who know me, and did not wait for the rest of the answer.
Hey? the Bible says to be quick to listen...slow to answer..
2007-09-23 22:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 1⤊ 6⤋
Oh, that's funny all right... but here's a question for you, Jokester: Has Jesus been born in your heart?
If you have not been 'Born Again' you will not see the kingdom of Heaven.
Jesus says: "He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."
John 3: 18
2007-09-23 23:16:25 · answer #5 · answered by Jim the Engineer 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Couldn't find a virgin and three wise men.
I'm on all week, try the liver.
2007-09-23 22:44:02 · answer #6 · answered by thevinternet 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Jim the engineer: Can you quote from any other works of fiction?
2007-09-24 00:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by cananddo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously I think Mel reported you !! Read her profile !! It's just a joke!! What harm did you do by telling it!! hhuummm!!
2007-09-23 23:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who is this Jesus you speak of?
2007-09-23 22:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by Phil McCracken 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
because his family were ethnic minority people so either weren't allowed in to the country even or were sent back by our stupid powers that be.
2007-09-23 22:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋