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That's what the muslims believe. Like Andy Hamilton I'd rather have 72 experienced women. And what do muslim women get? 72 horny teenagers who shoot the load before they get it in? Not much point in that!

2007-09-23 15:18:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Enjoyed Ol' doc's contribution even though his philosophical musing never came close to answering the question.

2007-09-23 15:26:55 · update #1

Jim D, Golda Meir is what muslims get when they go to hell. Think about it, no better not! It makes me cringe.
Nanook can piss off and take his stupid answer with him.

2007-09-23 15:34:58 · update #2

25 answers

The women get 72 experienced sailors just back from a long deployment.

2007-09-23 15:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by B.Hound 4 · 1 0

No, you get 72 old biddy virgins like Ann Widecombe.
Imagine, Blowing yourself up on a train cos Allah promised you 72 virgins then getting to heaven and finding they're all ugly old spinsters....how gutted would you be!!!

2007-09-24 04:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by Orphelia 6 · 1 0

No, the women get to be the virgins, fun fun huh? Makes me wonder why you'd join a religion where you are forced to have sex for eternity with some guy you never know, and may be no good. I'd rather cease to exist then believe

2007-09-23 22:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

:)

wow... what else do you know about the reward in paradise ?

you can ask such 72 experience women instead of virgin while in the paradise

event you can ask what ever you want...


but the real what paradise look like is can't be described, never been heard by human, never been tasted, never been seen.


Your quote is imagery


peace

2007-09-23 22:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by Jilan A 5 · 0 1

Ridicule is the product of a weak mind...but....I will give my opinion anyway.

I don't think there are 72 virgins in our tri-state area, so I doubt that there will be enough "virgins" to go around in the after-life!

It amazes me that one religion can be so obsessed with sex. I prefer to nourish my spiritual inner being because I think that is all that will matter in the after-life....Peace and Blessings!

2007-09-23 22:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Native Spirit 6 · 2 2

NO,

Muslim men and women will get whatever they want.

I want 720,000 angelic companions.

72 is a fabricated number and a LIE.


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2007-09-23 22:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

That's far less clever and original than you think it is.

I love Jim D's answer, though.

(But it's spelled "Golda". She's from here in Milwaukee, by the way).

2007-09-23 22:24:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Actually Muhammed said that the inhabitants of paradise were mostly men and women were very rare in paradise.

"Mohammed said, "I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its dwellers are women."
http://answering-islam.org/Women/in-hell.html

Which leads many muslim scholars to conclude that the 72 virgins per man are actually djinn (spirits) and they are not really human women.

And this is why Arab countries do not have a space program.

2007-09-23 22:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

Sure, it's an endless sperm-bath in Allah's holy heaven. After each woman is used, she then magically regrows her "virginity" so that she can be used again. So then what is the use of having 72 virgins, if just one can regrow her virginity like a chameleon regrows a tail?

Of course, for variety.

Can you say "desecration"?

2007-09-23 22:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

Actually the Muslim women we can get anything that we desire in paradise, gold,jewlrey beautiful home anything we have dreamed of having we can have it!!!

2007-09-23 22:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by FeshFash 6 · 2 1

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