CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of
string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
2007-09-23 14:24:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aww man thats mean..guys have no idea what us girls go through..i mean c'mon..you guys don't bleed out of any part of your body once a month..and hers are esential things...his is an addiction..geez..haha..but other then that i kinda liked it
2007-09-23 14:29:37 · answer #1 · answered by Allisandra 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you're asking this question, then you really don't have the human quality of empathy, at least when it comes to this subject. My husband smokes, and I gently remind him constantly that he suffers from respiratory ailments more severely than I do and gets out of breath so quickly because he smokes. Sometimes he agrees and sometimes he gets angry and defensive. Only he knows when or if he will quit. I don't yell at him for not quitting, nor do I think him weak. He kicked alcohol 16 years ago and firmly understands why he couldn't handle it. Smoking is more insidious, and it can gain an even firmer hold before you realize what it is doing to you. Many sober alcoholics I know have never been able to kick cigarettes for this reason. I don't implore you to stop tooting your own horn. It is quite an achievement! But don't belittle those who have not yet made the leap that you have; it only makes them angry and works against your stated purpose--to encourage others to quit as you have.
2016-05-17 07:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i like the ending cause its probably true....hes on a milk carton now
2007-09-23 15:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by ♪♫cady♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmao!!! star*!!
but if he was my husband i wudnt evn bother wit gettin him on a milk carton.....i'm sure evry1 wud understand if i told em i murdered him in a fit of pms-insanity hehehe...
2007-09-23 19:54:23 · answer #4 · answered by WildChild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i had to read it twice to get it but i finally did, funny
2007-09-23 14:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funnnnyyyyyy! I want to hear more! lol
2007-09-23 14:29:45 · answer #6 · answered by Cricket 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not hilarious, but that's pretty funny.
2007-09-23 14:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by Milly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-23 15:05:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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edit...aw...it got skrewed up
2007-09-23 14:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by ✰EEYORE✰ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!! oh man thats fkd up!! haha
2007-09-24 06:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by LoLo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋