2007-09-23 12:06:54 · 10 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That would be pointless -- Jesus sees all. He can read your thoughts. He can read your e-mails. He is like Big Brother or the Bush administration, but with unlimited psychic powers.
But to answer your question, no. Like Gen. Patton, Jesus loves surprise inspections.
2007-09-23 12:19:14 · answer #1 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, He won't.
"Everyone" does not look at Playboy.
"Everyone" does not drink beer, either. I hate the stuff. It doesn't taste good at all to me.
He might want a beer. I know plenty of Christians who are beer fans. Nowhere in the Bible is drinking alcohol forbidden. I can't figure out where people got that idea. Maybe some groups of Baptists are against alcohol, but those are the only ones I can think of.
2007-09-23 12:25:31 · answer #2 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ordinary beer? try Boddington's Pub Ale it's good. ( look for the bright yellow pint cans ) And Mayfair is BETTER than Playboyâ¢.. although Hugh Hefner is a love god. And the ultimate entrepenuer.
2007-09-23 12:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by r4_dragon_bartender 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to put the beer into a starbucks cup so they won't notice when I sneak it into Heaven.
2007-09-23 12:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
He'll come like a theif in the night and catch you completely off guard. Be ready.
2007-09-23 12:13:43 · answer #5 · answered by Kaliko 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I doubt you can move as fast as "in the twinkeling of an eye"
2007-09-23 12:17:35 · answer #6 · answered by JES 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, because He'll never think to look in the dirty clothes hamper.
2007-09-23 12:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by Chapter and Verse 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm gunna go with NO. He is giving you time right now. Let's see what you do.
2007-09-23 12:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by moonman 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
maybe He's on His way right now...
2007-09-23 13:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't bother.
2007-09-23 12:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋