And God is only a cod!
Discuss please.
2007-09-23 11:49:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
and he's so so mod, he shot his wad at poor old Todd, and his mod mod mom got a rod and whacked that wad right off his bod, and with a quick nod, got into a hot rod and off she went with Uncle Rod, who said I'm god, and she guffawed, saying you ain't god, you're just real odd, call the squad, please don't prod his little bod, cause he's NOT GOD HE'S JUST A COD!
:D
Lady Mod
2007-09-23 12:04:04 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In Al-Qur'aan
[112:0] In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
[112:1] Proclaim, "He is the One and only GOD.
[112:2] "The Absolute GOD.
[112:3] "Never did He beget. Nor was He begotten.
[112:4] "None equals Him."
2007-09-23 19:57:02 · answer #2 · answered by Furqaan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a fish?
There is no God but the Almighty Creator of all things, for no one else can match His power and glory
2007-09-23 11:54:09 · answer #3 · answered by utuseclocal483 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think i know agreat many that will disagree with you . they all worship God under a different name. say prays of a different kind. no matter what we think of the different faiths all worshipping the same god in different ways,
do you wonder what god thinks of all of us wee people makeing rules and traditions and ceramonies and all mannor of things he never said to do. i do . all i can say is i believe in him
2007-09-23 12:01:12 · answer #4 · answered by IHATETHEEUSKI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please, don't be so silly! Where's on earth's the logic in this statement? As a man of true reason I know that God is a backwards dog, and you sir have insulted it.
2007-09-23 13:52:23 · answer #5 · answered by Partisan Cheese 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god is a fish that keeps on carping on and is friends with jack the kipper
2007-09-23 12:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no other gods than God of Abraham. He tells us that so that we do not waste our time on false gods.
2007-09-23 11:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Have you been drinking again brother?
2007-09-23 11:54:41 · answer #8 · answered by Fatima 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋