A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her
husband in bed with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to
storm out of the house, he stopped her with these words. "Before you
leave, I want you to know how this all came about. Driving down the
highway I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled, so I
stopped, and brought her home. Then I made her a meal from the roast
beef you had forgotten in the refridgerator. She had some old worn
out sandals on her feet so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had
discarded because they'd gone out of style. She was cold so I gave
her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore
because the colour didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn so I gave
her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for you
now. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked,
'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"
2007-09-23 11:32:46 · 24 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love these types of jokes and this one gets a star. Have a great evening. Did you hear about Jesus and St. Peter coming to earth for a round of golf? They couldn't play because the rules said they had to be a threesome. They were carrying all the best clubs and bags and balls and were all tricked out. They spotted this old bearded guy in knickers with a tam and a tassel a beatup leather bag and old wooden clubs and asked him to play with them. Somehow they all ended up pretty even until the 18th hole. St. Peter tees up on a straight shot, there is a lake on the left and trees on the right. He hits the ball and it sails straight down the fairway bounces and rolls on the green, Jesus nice shot Pete, then he tees up, He hits the ball a ton flies straight down the course lands on the green rolls and stops a foot from the cup Pete says, Jesus what a shot. The old guy tees up and promptly hits it way up in the air over the lake. The waves are churning because there is a storm coming, before the ball hits the water a large fish leaps up and grabs the ball, but before it hits the water a large eagle grabs it and pumps its wings and disappears into the clouds, there is a burst of lightening and some feathers fall then the fish. It turns end over end then lands on the green its mouth pops open the ball rolls out right into the cup. Jesus looks over to the old man and says ' Nice shot Dad '.
2007-09-23 14:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did, i presumed that became the funniest uncooked i've got ever seen. yet another ingredient which would be humorous is that if Shane and Stephanie the two grew to become on their father and joined Dx for that. i would be LMAO if that happens.
2016-10-05 06:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey young one that is a good joke. I think the wife messed up.
2007-09-23 11:39:32 · answer #3 · answered by skunk 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-23 12:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds even better again.
Thank You for entertaining us,
Sweet Dreams.
2007-09-23 12:26:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I the wife don't use me niether - still laughed in my own self pity
2007-09-23 16:49:31 · answer #6 · answered by willygromit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did I give you permission to give away my things???
Those slacks DO fit me, I just choose to look large in them and not do the zip up!
2007-09-23 11:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by jennijan 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
hahhahaha Thats funny!
2007-09-23 11:40:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant ! Perhaps should have given her his lunch box !
2007-09-23 12:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well nice 1,lol
2007-09-23 11:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋