A smart young teacher wearing a miniskirt starts teaching Johnny's class.Her chalk breaks and she bends down to get it.
A boy shouts out.."Ha!, I can see your stockings!!"
The teacher says sternly.."Get out Jim and don't come back 'till next lesson!"
She carries on writing and the chalk breaks again.
"Ha! I can see your panties!!" shouts another boy.
"Get out Fred and don't come back 'till tomorrow!" she says sternly.
She returns to the blackboard and the chalk breaks yet again, she bends down again but this time her panties tear with a great "Riiipppp!"
She is expecting a comment but no-one says a word.
She notices little Johnny at the back of the class, quietly putting his books away and closing his satchel.
"What ARE you doing Johnny?" she asks
"Well, Miss, after what I'VE seen, my schooldays are over."
2007-09-23 11:24:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
JW burton...Who's the stupid one?..you're the one who can't spell 'stupid'...'stuped' indeed...tut tut.
2007-09-23 11:30:33 · update #1
Hi Afallon.
Are you sure you're not just reminiscing here?!
lol!
2007-09-23 12:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Teacher decides that she will start the day by asking the children what they had for breakfast.
Mary: Cornflakes, Miss.
Susan: Eggs and bacon, Miss.
Little Johnny: F*** all, Miss.
Teacher: Johnny! I will not have that sort of language in my classroom. Go and stand in the corner and don't speak until you are spoken to.
Johnny does so.
Teacher: Very well children. This morning we will be doing Geography. (Pulls down map of world).
Now then children . Who can show me where the order of France and Germany is! Very good, Mary! What about the Canada/USA border? Excellent, Susan! Now for something more difficult, Where is the Nigerian border?
No child replies except for Johnny in the corner.
Little Johnny: Me, Miss, Me Miss!
Eventually teacher relents.
Teacher: OK, Johnny, where is the Nigerian border?
Little Johnny: He's in bed with my mum, that's why I got f*** all for breakfast.
2007-09-23 12:43:49 · answer #2 · answered by mustardcharlie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-09-23 14:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't beat little Johnny, but little Johnny has been around for a few years now, has he not grown into big Johnny yet?
2007-09-23 11:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa T 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lisa T, after what Little Johnny saw there he might be BIG Johnny after all!
Good joke...
2007-09-23 11:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny jokes are the cat's meow!
2007-09-23 11:31:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
good one. always ready for a little johnny joke. star
2007-09-23 11:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-23 11:30:28 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that is sooo funny, i love a good little johnny joke! u get a star!!!!! =()
2007-09-23 12:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
if i hd 2 rate it out of ten, i would give it a fourbillion and three
2007-09-23 12:00:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋