Ladies?your first time??

Question

It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time
his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and
tells you to trust him-he's done this
many times before. His cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him more room
for an easer entrance. You begin to plead and
beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body and
you feel the slight trickle of blood as he
continues. He looks at you concerned and
asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake your head and
nod for him to go on. He begins going in and
out with skill but you are now too numb
to feel him within you. After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over. He looks at you and
smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience. You smile and
thank your dentist.

for the wonderfulll smile

Answer 1

Lol, funny!

Answer 2

Brilliant!

Answer 3

Ummmmm. Honestly weird. I got half way through it and almost didnt finish it. But something told me to. I dont like jokes like this.

Answer 4

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 5

lol, that was a good one

Answer 6

:)