10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
Cheers and have a nice week ahead :)
2007-09-23 10:30:39 · 13 answers · asked by Larry L - Hi Everyone :D 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's pretty good
2007-09-23 10:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thou wants 10 points
(so gimme best answer)
2007-09-23 10:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by mnmz4lyf 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats funny and true enjoy a star
2007-09-23 10:49:53 · answer #3 · answered by lollypop8493 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Where the hell did you get that one?! This is not what I was expecting! Still funny... : )
2007-09-23 10:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
except for no. 10, everything else is amusing. :)
here's a star
2007-09-23 16:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by miss understand 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol thats funny just do it lol
2007-09-23 11:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by Christie W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2007-09-23 11:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS REALLY A GOOD ONE, I'M GONNA READ IT TO A FEW PEOPLE I KNOW LATER ON. THANKS''
2007-09-23 11:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by bigturkeyme 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha i love dis!!! lmfao!!! star* for u!!
2007-09-23 20:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by WildChild 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh that is pretty intresting...lol
2007-09-23 10:36:02 · answer #10 · answered by Olive 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋