A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks
his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between
potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to
you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a
million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've
learned."
The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his
father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million
dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around
slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your
father, but, yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you
a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up
and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it
out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality,
we are living with a couple of whores."
2007-09-23 09:49:28 · 13 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao very funny!
2007-09-23 09:54:59 · answer #1 · answered by missmollie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-05 05:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by monte 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beautiful
loved that one
women sit on a fortune all the time
most have more common sense
than trying to spend it
or get it
2007-09-23 10:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-09-23 09:53:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. hahahahaha, A star is yours.
2007-09-23 09:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!! :)
2007-09-23 09:57:28 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Kayla♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
good one
2007-09-23 10:42:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke!!
2007-09-23 09:55:06 · answer #8 · answered by csigurl513 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Good one!
2007-09-23 15:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by macybluedawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol
2007-09-23 10:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋