A pilot is flying his bomber over Afghanistan when he looks out of his cockpit and sees a flying carpet with a man holding a machine gun sitting on it. He quickly looks out of the other side and sees another carpet flying alongside him. Swiftly he locks on to the targets and shoots them both from the sky before returning to his aircraft carrier.
On landing the pilot's Captain comes running up to him, "we saw what happened on the radar, what the hell do you think you were doing?" aircraft carrier.
"Well," said the pilot I saw the magic carpets and shot them down before they shot me." aircraft carrier.
"No you idiot, they were on our side," replied the captain. "They were Allied Carpets!"
2007-09-23 09:29:39 · 23 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-09-23 10:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-04-05 21:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jimmy Hendrix Magic Carpet Ride Lyrics
I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away
Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away
2016-12-21 15:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by Black Sabbath 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anyone know where to get the fuel for magic carpets? i got one but no fuel to make it go, were just using it as a rug now.
hahahaha
2007-09-23 09:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by becker-lisa@sbcglobal.net 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-09-23 09:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooooooooo . nice one lol cool and hilarious joke
cheers and thnx for the laughter post some more will yah mate
2007-09-23 09:34:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lmaoo thats funny
2007-09-23 15:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
priceless. i hope the Captain covered for them...that was so funny..i will be tellin that one....
2007-09-23 09:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-09-23 09:32:37 · answer #9 · answered by BeingMe 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha, nice one. have a star. he was an american pilot i take it?
2007-09-23 09:32:34 · answer #10 · answered by J S 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
thats silly
2007-09-23 09:51:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋