whats ur best joke?

This will be my best joke story so far...

A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground .

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence..."

*If that still does not make you happy... u can check this video i come across while surfing...
http://mind-up.blogspot.com/2007/09/japanese-game-show.html

2007-09-25 15:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by Alexiolim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'

The operator says, 'Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

There is silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, 'OK, now what?'

2007-09-23 09:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋

There were 3 men floating down the river on a marble slab=========== watch it go over their heads.

2007-09-23 09:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by jms043 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋

What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

2007-09-23 13:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

A husband says to his wife ...I bet you can't tell me something that makes me happy and sad at the same time. the wife thinks for a while and says........your brother's penis is smaller than yours!
Hope you get it.....

2007-09-23 09:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by elaine g 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋

wanna hear a dirty joke???

NO-ok

YES-a pale girl gets in a white dress and gets on her horse who she called white beauty(cuz it waz white) she starts ridding her horse around and comes to a mudhole, she tries to jump it but falls into the mud... ahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahhahahahahhhahahhhahhahhahhahahhhahahahahahahha...aha, eeah... sorry bought that...

2007-09-23 09:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋

What Did One Banana Say To The Other? Your Ap-PEALing! ROFL! LOL!

2007-09-23 09:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋

my best joke...
knwawk knwawk..
hooz dare
me
me hoo
no sneezing alloed.
hahahahahaha

2007-09-23 09:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by milkiemybaby 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋

i dont have one

i like wasting ur time

2007-09-23 10:10:42 · answer #9 · answered by You Ask I Answer 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋

what did geronimo say as he jumped out of the airplane...?

- mmmeeeeeee

hahahahah!

2007-09-23 09:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by noctemcaelum 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋

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