Blonde Joke, what do you think?

Question

A man hires a blond to paint his porch for him. So the next day the blond knocks on the door, ready for work. The man opens the door, and says. "The paint and the brushes are in the garage, so how much will it cost?" The blond replies $50, and goes off to the garage. The man's wife comes to the door and asks " who was she?" The man responds " She is going to paint our porch for $50" The wife says "50 dollars? Now I'm starting to believe that all of the blond jokes I have heard of are true." Then they both go inside. 1 hour later, the blond comes inside and says "I'm all done, and by the way, its a Lexus not a Porch"

star if you like

Here is another one (not blond tho)
Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it. "I waited until I heard the bedsprings squeaking in my folk's bedroom and then I ran in. My father gave me a watch to get rid of me.", replied the little friend. Little Johnny, thinking that this was a cool idea waited that night until he heard the bedsprings squeaking rhythmically and then ran into his folk's bedroom. "What do you want!", asked the father gruffly. "I want a watch!", said Johnny. "Well sit down and shut up!", replied the father.

Answer 1

ha ha good one. here's another blonde one.

There were three girls stranded on an island, across from the island was a land with people but it was 100 miles away. The brunette started to swim to the land but got tired at 40 miles and drowned. The redhead tried and got all the way to 70 miles when she drowned and died. Finally the blonde swam and went 50 miles when she got tired, so she swam back.

Answer 2

yea i heard the first one bout the car except wen i read it it sed its a ferari not a porche not that it makes a diffrence but...

heres sum more

Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?


A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off


Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what number came first.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.

Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".


Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can't remember the number.

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "What's a lightbulb?"

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Q: How do you get rid of blondes?
A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: None of them, three don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

srry my "answer" is so long but w/e

Answer 3

ahhahhahah both jokes were awsome dude!!1 U ROCK... u get a star AND a joke from mua

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

Answer 4

Funny

Answer 5

LOL, i like the little johnny one

Answer 6

LOL omg the first one..wow i would be pretty mad if my lexus got painted !!

Answer 7

i've heard that blonde one before, but it's still good

i like the last one better though =]

Answer 8

both were good!

good thing im not a blonde haha

Answer 9

hahaha

Answer 10

oh snap crackle and pop.