> The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise."
>
> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I
got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him.
>
> (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals
12 cuckoos = midnight.)
>
> The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I
told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all.
>
> Whew! Got away with that one!
>
> Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
>
> When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh ****", cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
2007-09-23 07:37:14 · 13 answers · asked by Pepsi Girl 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am a blonde but this is not a real story it is just something i found on another site hope u like it :)
2007-09-23 07:38:56 · update #1
lol lol roflmao funny funny ***********
2007-09-23 07:42:19 · answer #1 · answered by <Diamonds> 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best one I've heard in a while.
2007-09-23 15:38:00 · answer #2 · answered by supastar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great i liked that one
2007-09-23 15:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by Semper Fidelis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know people who actually do that kind of sh*t all the time!
2007-09-23 14:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by Mark F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heh. That's funny. x]
2007-09-23 14:52:58 · answer #5 · answered by Milly 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-09-23 14:41:45 · answer #6 · answered by Colts Pacers Fever Hoosiers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO too funny!
2007-09-23 15:45:09 · answer #7 · answered by lj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it--you get a star!!
2007-09-23 15:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by Vanessa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a blonde and I LOVE it!
2007-09-23 15:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice !star for you!
2007-09-23 15:41:00 · answer #10 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dye your hair.lol
2007-09-23 14:50:24 · answer #11 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋