Could even God handle those kind of delays and cost overruns? And will Christians report this question in droves due to the implied Blasphemy against their Beloved Leader Bush?
2007-09-23 06:52:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually, Clark H, I claim to speak only for myself. Something people like you could never conceive of because the thought of even thinking for yourself scares you half to death.
2007-09-23 08:28:26 · update #1
Get some reading glasses pyjaney. But, it's a good question. You should post it.
2007-09-23 08:30:04 · update #2
If Noah had subcontracted the Ark's construction out to Halliburton, et al, the human species would still be paying off the bonds floated to pay for it. Shekels would've become nearly worthless, much like future US dollars, and for exactly the same reason.
2007-09-23 07:09:45 · answer #1 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Halliburton may indeed have started with Noah. I mean how long did it take him to build that thing? Why didn't God just snap his fingers or whatever he snaps, and make the boat appear. I am sure Noah cursed God for every splinter he got while building the boat and every animal bite he had to endure while loading the Ark. Not to mention the upkeep during the trip. All those animals equals lots of do-do.
2007-09-23 14:08:09 · answer #2 · answered by afilmbuff 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear,
The days of the old tradition have gone. There are about 6,446,131,400. (July 2005. est.-Wikipedia) porpulation on earth, excluding representative of all animals. It cannot be only in Halliburton. It's going to be the second world flood after Noah. What kind of Ark to be used?.
2007-09-23 14:06:45 · answer #3 · answered by AHMAD FUAD Harun 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is Hilliburton the same as Hill Burton that was connected with funding to build hospitals and programs for those who don't have health care plans. Will have to check my reading on this. But here again do you think Noah built that ark by himself. Leave George alone.
2007-09-23 14:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by plyjanney 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probably not. Are you referring to Halliburton, Ontario?
2007-09-23 13:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by Freedom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, as absurd as the story is, maybe GWB would have bombed and occupied heaven and took over from God.
2007-09-23 13:58:37 · answer #6 · answered by mattgo64 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God tried this with a guy named Pete and everyone drowned; so he had to start over with Adam & Eve.
2007-09-23 13:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
God is so repulsive that he killed every living creature with that flooding. God makes Hitler look like a amature.
2007-09-23 14:00:57 · answer #8 · answered by Robby 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You have the full support of the Jedi on this one.
2007-09-23 18:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL!
No way would God pay Dick "Dick" Cheney $222,000.00 for a ball peen hammer!
2007-09-23 16:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by Acorn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋