A man walks in to a pub with an octopus and shouts "this octopus can play any musical instrument,anyone who can give him an instrument he CAN'T play i will give them £1000".
This bloke walks up with a drum kit,and the octopus plays them like a pro.
A second bloke walks up with a guitar,the octopus plays it like jimmy hendrix.
A third bloke comes up with a set of bag pipes,the octopus fummbles around with them for a while then puts them on the bar looking a bit bemused.
The bloke picks up the bag pipes and brags "Ha,you can't play them,where's my £1000".
"PLAY them" shouts the octopus "as soon as i get the pyjamas off i'm sha gging them".
LOL @ THAT
2007-09-23 06:30:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
typical musicians always wanting to sh@g the grouples lol
2007-09-23 06:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-23 06:36:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh. I prefer this one:
"A dejected man is sitting in a bar in France. The bartender turns to him and says, "care for another drink, Mr. Descartes?"
The patron looks up, says "I think not," and vanishes into thin air.
2007-09-23 07:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by morph_888 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but still funny!
2007-09-23 06:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Octopus's can't talk.
2007-09-23 06:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by TEC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heheheehheheheheheheheheehheh
well i never
come on you must have
a bit of tartan in you
2007-09-23 06:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ancient but still a laugh
starred
2007-09-23 07:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-09-23 06:44:01 · answer #8 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-09-23 06:50:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
good one
2007-09-23 07:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋