An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, 'Chuck, everything looks great How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
Chuck replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,
POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light goes off.
' WOW, That's incredible' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife. 'Ethel,' he
says, 'George is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and
POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF! the light
goes off?
'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'he's peeing in the refrigerator again!
2007-09-23 06:14:16 · 11 answers · asked by Sweety 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke, really made me laugh. Not quite as much as Jadore though, wonder what shes smoking.
2007-09-24 06:03:55 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Old timers always make me laugh! Thx! *** star for you***
2007-09-23 13:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by Volleyball Girl 94 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thts the best joke i hv heard today....lolz...here's a star..
2007-09-23 13:53:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old timers disease strikes again.
Good one!!!
2007-09-23 14:41:59 · answer #4 · answered by CARL B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah that funny
2007-09-27 10:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mark s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhhaaha
2007-09-23 13:23:58 · answer #6 · answered by ................ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. * for you.
2007-09-24 00:43:17 · answer #7 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz. wow.
2007-09-23 14:46:17 · answer #8 · answered by lilcutie8899 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
funny =]]
2007-09-23 13:52:29 · answer #9 · answered by baby's got the bends 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! : )
2007-09-23 15:23:30 · answer #10 · answered by Emily B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋