St Peter at the Pearly Gates has a crowd waiting to go through.
He rings a little bell to get everyone's attention and when all is quiet, begins.
'I just want to tell you all the first thing about God is - She's black'.
2007-09-23 05:20:23 · 7 answers · asked by Kitty Katty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't understand. Yes I am known as black on Y!A but I still don't understand. lol
2007-09-23 06:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the one about David Beckham arriving at the Pearly Gates is better.
St Peter says sorry you cant come in
But I am David Beckham he says
Sorry says Peter you still can't come in
Just then an old man with a white beard arrives. I'm David Beckham he says and St Peter waves him through
"Hey just a minute David says he's not David Beckham I am.
"I know St Peter says that is God but he likes to pretend he is David Beckham
2007-09-23 13:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like It , Kitty Katty
Lighten Up , People!
2007-09-23 15:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Kitty Katty!
Déja vu.
I already answered this question (I think).
Does that mean I get 20 points (pant, pant).
;-)
2007-09-23 12:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's not.
Expect to be receiving an e-mail from Yahoo! pretty soon...
2007-09-23 12:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How is that supposed to be funny..? I don't get it.
2007-09-23 12:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by Milly 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-09-24 13:06:52 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋