After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table.
At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he.
But after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it, even imagining the
photo is staring at him doing the deed.
It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it.
Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me 6 months ago"
2007-09-23 05:00:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-09-24 06:07:44 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make it a little less cruel that way you guys would be able to talk your problems out instead of arguing. Do not do it over the phone or internet. Give him the letter while you two are out together. Tell him you love him and really want to talk it out. If he really loves you he will listen and be patient and want to talk it out.... but there is always this option Tell him exactly how you feel. Hold nothing back. Tell him you are pissed off, sad, angry...whatever you are feeling. This will shock him a bit but it will let him know that you mean what you are saying. This might make him run from you though. Or make him not want to be with you so option one is always better :] good luck!
2016-04-05 21:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was completely unexpected.... milk almost came out my nose... ewww i know but i was drinking when i got to that part and started laughing...
2007-09-23 05:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by Dea B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2007-09-23 05:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! the real killer is if he/she is better hung than Fred.
2007-09-23 05:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was on me before I knew what was about to hit me .Great!
2007-09-23 05:33:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but still gets a giggle.
2007-09-23 05:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the myths a myther.lol
2007-09-23 05:20:05 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL didnt see it coming!
2007-09-23 05:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kinda like that one, it would be freaky though.
2007-09-23 05:11:29 · answer #10 · answered by Angel Unaware 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
good one
hib
2007-09-23 07:44:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋