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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

2007-09-23 03:39:22 · 30 answers · asked by J S 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

lol haha funny i love dumb blonde jokes and i'm a blonde haha lol!!!!

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please everyone need ur opinion

2007-09-23 03:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by chelsea 4 · 0 0

well good efforts. i think the stewardess is loony.dictate her something. according to my viewpoint it was not so funny as i thought of. i would give u 6 on 10 for this.

2007-09-23 03:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lame

2007-09-23 03:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

it was a little too long keep it short and let it make more sense then it'll be 10/10 but for now it's a 6/10

2007-09-23 03:46:45 · answer #4 · answered by kevinthemonkeyboy37 2 · 0 0

hmm not the best, but yeh, funny!
7/10

2007-09-23 03:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by Darlin'x 4 · 0 1

Quit making fun of me....I was just trying my best.

2007-09-23 03:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 0 0

y r all blondes so stupid
lol
tht was a laugh

2007-09-23 03:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by dixi 3 · 0 0

ITS AN AWSOME JOKE MAN! (undo) .....*toot*......*bleep* tell ur girlfriend this joke, if u have a DeAtH WiSh

2007-09-23 03:47:05 · answer #8 · answered by Ramiboy99 2 · 0 0

Yes, funny....lol

2007-09-23 03:46:18 · answer #9 · answered by Funny Girl 4 · 0 0

omg you deserve a star

2007-09-23 03:45:47 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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