Little Johnny was sitting in the courtyard turning a bottle of
liquid back and forth, watching the bubbles. The Priest walked up
and asked him what he was doing?
Little Johnny replied, "I'm looking at the most powerful liquid in
the world." The Priest said, "But Johnny, Holy Water is the most
powerful liquid in the world. Did you know that if you put Holy
Water on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a boy!"
Little Johnny said, "Big deal! This is turpentine. If you put
this on a cat's @ss, he'll pass a Harley Davidson......."
2007-09-23 02:22:58 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha good one......star my friend
2007-09-23 02:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, worth a star.
2007-09-24 05:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant golden oldie PMSL!
2007-09-23 03:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOOHHH the poor puddy tat !! hahahahahahahahaha!!
2007-09-23 08:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha really funny heres a star!!
2016-05-21 07:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahahhahahaha nice one lol i really like that one lol bring some more lol.
U REALLY DESERVE A STAR.
2007-09-23 02:28:11 · answer #6 · answered by yung prince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!Um Maa! that is sooo nasty. Vry Funny , LOL
2007-09-23 02:34:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a great joke there Jim
here is a star on me!!!!
2007-09-23 19:41:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. But not for the cat!!
:-)))
2007-09-23 02:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl that little johhny is into everything......have a star
2007-09-23 02:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Jim. LMFAO !!!!
2007-09-23 03:48:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋