A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
2007-09-23 01:05:25 · 12 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilariously funny---Thumbs up!!!
2007-09-23 01:09:19 · answer #1 · answered by Kasey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evangelist Preacher gets a crowd all lathered up and asks for volunteers to "heal". Mrs. Smith hobbles up on a pair of crutches and says that "all my life I have been on these crutches and I am tired". So the preacher tells her to go behind the curtain and pray. Next, Mr. Williams approaches and says "my name ith mithter Williamth and all my life I've had a lithp". So the preacher tells him too to go behind the curtain and pray. The Preacher is really getting this crowd fired up and finally hollers out "Mrs. Smith, throw your right crutch over the partition" and the there it comes. Now the preacher is excited and says "Mrs. Smith, throw your left crutch over the partition" and that crutch sails over. Now the crowd is wild, the Preacher is wild and he says "Mr. Williams, say something in a loud clear voice for everyone to hear". From behind the curtain, the crowd hears "Mithuth thmith juth fell on her ath!"
2007-09-23 08:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by Rocko Barbella 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2007-09-23 09:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats like totally not even funny. SRY
2007-09-23 08:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gorgeous !!!
That's really funny... give U a star.
Aaron.
2007-09-23 09:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but Rocko Barbella's is better! ;o)
2007-09-23 08:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by Keith W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont get it...
were they waiting for her to lay eggs?
if thats the meaning of the joke, it was pitiful
2007-09-23 08:17:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee funny
2007-09-23 11:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-23 08:15:15 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not funny either.
2007-09-23 08:09:09 · answer #10 · answered by Cheeky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋