A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you!"
2007-09-23 00:20:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, worth a star.
2007-09-24 05:40:22 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect.
2007-09-23 07:26:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is really great! I've got an aunt who's constantly trying to "improve" herself. I've got to share this one with her!!! But first, let me give you a star!
2007-09-23 17:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Your clean jokes finally made me smile.
2007-09-23 09:16:56 · answer #4 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that one before ... but i give u star for writing it
2007-09-23 07:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by lucky_1179 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-09-23 07:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by Symonds 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, a joke I haven't heard before..........
2007-09-23 07:25:37 · answer #7 · answered by chazta01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!!!!
have a star!
2007-09-23 08:04:53 · answer #8 · answered by me_you_us_and_God 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋