A bloke walks into a pub with an octopus and says, "This is a very talented octopus. I'll give £500 to anyone who has an instrument the octopus cant play." A guy walks up with a guitar. The octopus takes the guitar and plays it like Jimmy Hendrix. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet like Dizzy Gillespie. A third guy walks up with a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles with it, and then sets it down, looking confused. The guy says "Ha! you can't play it." The octopus says, "play it? As soon as i get its pyjamas off, I'm gonna shag it,"
2007-09-23 00:14:20 · 20 answers · asked by J S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny
2007-09-24 05:40:53 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-23 07:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-23 07:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by chappellalia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-09-23 07:17:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jazzys_mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first time I heard it yes.
2007-09-23 07:17:24 · answer #5 · answered by daboss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, its a classic!
2007-09-23 07:30:38 · answer #6 · answered by ShayShay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao good 1
2007-09-23 07:17:21 · answer #7 · answered by juciylucy87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-23 07:18:36 · answer #8 · answered by jim1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really that funny.
2007-09-24 12:35:43 · answer #9 · answered by Jack.Bauer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaa!! that is so funny!!
Good joke
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2007-09-23 07:54:45 · answer #10 · answered by Hannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋