The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans
are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under
that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! This American should be
put in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,
"Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong
thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side
of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong ****** out the
window."
2007-09-22 22:14:25 · 9 answers · asked by Luiz Sabra 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Quite funny, worth a star.
2007-09-22 23:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2007-09-23 06:04:18 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write dhis question english?
abraços.
2007-09-23 07:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by Thanatheros 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL but it is really quite discriminative
2007-09-23 05:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by Blank 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was gonna say britis humor sucks but that was okay french humor sucks and so do french people
ps anyone says im a asshole i dont ****** care
2007-09-23 05:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol awesome, i hate it when i find a good joke that i can't tell!
2007-09-23 06:13:06 · answer #6 · answered by evanescfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, it that the truth...
2007-09-23 06:34:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
***cackles***
ahhh that was so unfair:)
2007-09-23 05:19:45 · answer #8 · answered by trebs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! love it! ^^
2007-09-23 06:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋