An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient: "Well, let me have the bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."
Patient: "Oh no! That's just awful! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?"
Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
2007-09-22 22:04:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Groan... a joke as old as that old man! But it still made laugh! And I'll take a laugh any day! Thank you!
2007-09-23 10:04:35 · answer #1 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 02:40:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christ...Is this joke still around...I give you credit for the slight changes but Damn...This joke is old.
2007-09-23 00:11:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww poor guy rofl
2007-09-22 23:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Your joke is funny!!
2007-09-22 22:21:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny
2007-09-22 23:20:26 · answer #6 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!!
that's a good one!!
thanks for the laugh...
star for you!! :)
2007-09-22 22:50:35 · answer #7 · answered by moonlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that sucks
2007-09-22 22:19:09 · answer #8 · answered by metalheadsukka 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋