Good Morning. this is Beel Z. from your local 93.3 KHEL broadcast studios.Today's weather in hell is, well., warm. Warm like a burrito on the hood of a '65 Buick in the sun. Weather today has been brought to you by the makers of Pam, make sure you spray those hoods with Pam, and you will always have a pleasant burrito experience. Now, this in the news, local authorities have reported that since the repeal of the "no child left behind" statute, crack use has been practically irradicated in the 2nd grade teacher's social set. However, police say, the use of "poppers" as a stimulant during orgasm is legal, as long as you are not text messaging while driving. News has been brought to you by "The Repulican Youth of Arizona",hey, don't tase me bro!. Now, onto celebrity news,Britney is pursuing charges against O.J. , thinking that it's obvious that he robbed her of her girlish figure. Las Vegas authorities are investigating.Celeb news brought to you by, Hertz. We are #2, and we can prove it.
2007-09-22 21:04:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i think it was that warm burrito on the hood of the Buick that robbed Britney of her girlish figure. several of them, with lots of sour cream.
What's this about poppers? And where can I get some again?
2007-09-23 11:26:23 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think that I need to follow the news more closely from now on. I didn't realize there was this fountain of information from it but don't worry, I am now highly informed. "Poppers" as a orgasm stimulant huh? I wonder if it works... I guess I'll just have to try it, after all how do you know unless you do.
I sure hope there is a newsletter every Sunday. I will be sure to drink up the fountain of information if there is. :-) Good day to you 8TM you vile tempter you.
2007-09-23 11:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by Megs 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious...i don't have a '65 buick, but i do have a can of pam and a '75 nova. do you think it will work just as well?
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2007-09-23 07:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, that was unusual. I didn't know OJ and Brittany knew each other. I don't read the news much.
2007-09-22 21:11:33 · answer #4 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You go bro;
2007-09-23 19:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by wakemovement 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋