What do say to my girl friend who farts all the time, in movies, in restaurants, at the opera, at parties?

Question

My girl friend farts all the time when we go out, it smells bad, what am I to do, people look and point, talk quietly and snicker. Once the sound and smell got so bad that the people at the party covered their nose with napkins and begin to look in our direction. Ops she just did it again.....

I think its her diet she eats cabbage and kimchi all the time, I told her to consult a gastro enterologist, she said it costs too much. Actually I think she eats too much garlic also, she puts garlic into ever thing, eggs, potatoes, rice, noodles, cabbage, onions, pasta, etc.

Answer 1

How about you carrying a small atomizer and spray each time she does it.

Answer 2

Tell her her farts stink and you are embarrassed to be with her in public.

Get her some Bean-o or similar and have her try those.

Talk to her about her eating habits.

Answer 3

i think of you should think back what you're doing your self. you're being fairly impolite and disgusting if i'm going to assert in a social place. She is obviously embarassed to be there with you in case you'll be so immature like that. improve up

Answer 4

r u joking? i mean all the time? and she just let the sound and fart out freely?

medically, if its all the time, she maybe suffering from some GI disorders.

Answer 5

you should tell her that its gross, and if she urgently has to wait until you guys are in the car, or tell her to go outside/or to the bathroom. or you can get her "gas-x"

Answer 6

ewww...unless she has a serious medical problem (and I think that I'd want to consult a doctor a.s.a.p.) she has no class and is a pig...you are the company you keep-

Answer 7

Listening to you gas about it, I don't doubt it.

Answer 8

clear her sinus