FUN way to QUIT MY JOB at Department store??!!!!?

Question

Im 18, been working at a department store for 3 months min. wage- just got hired at new job, makin $10 an hour, making my own schedules, and no weekends(with benefits).

I want to quit my job, screw a 2 weeks notice, i dont care about a reference from this job.

What to work with:
Store wide intercom
Rude customers, mostly women
etc....

any ideas?

Answer 1

Simple.

Is there are manager who you particularly don't like?

Wait till they are out of the building and ...

Lock up the intercom switch if you have to and ...

Pretend that you're in their office (or where-ever) with them having what should be a discrete, loving and caring moment with the intercom accidentally left on. Of course you have to be able to imitate their voice or at least their 'noises' :-)

Do the full written script thing. Make sure you have a realistic 'busted' ending to it.

Then if by some miracle you get thru the whole episode ... walk out and mention that you've been fired for supposedly being indiscreet ... 'what's that about man?'

Answer 2

Make fun of people in the store over the intercom (you can give a play by play of someone shopping, or dish out sound effects associated with somone walking and bending over, etc.); continually page your boss or people with ficticious names, like "IP Daily"; you could play a recording of a very long bathroom session over the intercom...many, many options.

Answer 3

hahahaha ohhh the possibilities are endless there..
umm..; well u cld work with the rude customers and the intercom..point out to the whole store how rude one of them is.. describe them etc.. orrrr.. u cld hide in clothes rcks lyk a lil 5yr old and jump out and scare ppl..childish i no..but its something ive always wanted to do.
u cld jump on intercom and jst start talking randomly..being sure to drop in a few profanities.. ohh boy..if u sell them little elctric cars or bikes and food.. jst drive around the shop throwing food everywhere.
or.
how about.
u jst turn up naked?
pretty sure that wld get u soemwhere...
gd luck.
haha..have funnnnn.

Answer 4

Be careful who you step on when you're on your way up, you may find that you need them again. Be gracious, try to give even a few days notice. Your new job will appreciate it, too, as they know that, as you treat the last job, so you will treat them. Yes, it feels good to be immature, but you may come to regret it later. You never know how things like this are going to come back and bite you in the @$$.

Answer 5

walk up to the nastiest looking one and hand her the mic and tell her shes been selected to receive the grand prize of a complete bedroom make over with new furniture,sheets,quilts ect.along with $20,000 cash to spend on what ever.and two nights at a 5 star resort while her room is being done.and all she has to do is get on the mic and sing twinlke twinkle little star for the whole store.and as you are walking out the front door leave the manager to deal with the pissed off old bit-h when she found out she just embarrassed herself for nothing. and remember to smile and wave on your way out.

Answer 6

What's more fun than sleeping in? I vote you just don't show rather than make a scene. Not so fun, I guess. It seems like a lot of bother to go to the trouble of showing up for work just to leave again with no notice.

Answer 7

I wouldnt recommend burning bridges even if you dont care about a reference from the company. It is not professional.

Answer 8

grab intercom say screw all you guys most of you are fat and i would rether be jobless then look at any of you again and then run like hell lol :)