However, you *must* spend it on cosmetics. If you don't, I'll take it back and I'll also torture you.
Deal?
2007-09-22 20:17:12 · 18 answers · asked by /\v/\TARD 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
YOU CAN'T ARGUE?
What aspect of "I'm god and you'll do what I say and like it" is so hard for Them?
2007-09-22 20:24:23 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmm... Do I have to come up with justifications for why things are cosmetics?
For example, if I spend money on a new car, I can argue that I am using it for cosmetic purposes-- walking the whole way would leave me stinky and sweaty, looking pale. Therefore, it is of cosmetic value to buy the car.
These new shoes enhance my appearance...
This college education is making me a more "attractive" candidate for certain jobs... :)
And so forth... I can think of a justification for anything!
2007-09-23 03:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No one on Earth could offer free money, just for cosmetics and so the offer itself found to be cosmetic, like you! The torture! you have done it enough by your cosmetic question!
2007-09-23 03:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by anjana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, why not.
I can then of course sell the cosmetics on EBay for cheap, keep 1/2 the money and give the rest to charity.
This is R&S you do realize, yes...?
Peace,
AAD
2007-09-23 03:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous A.D. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must it be on cosmetics? I thought I was somewhat already handsome...
But I'd just sell the cosmetics I don't want on eBay..whoops, shouldn't be telling you that.
2007-09-23 03:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...I choose not to use your cosmetics, because I'm sooooooooo pretty.
I'll bet you are going to torture me anyway....right?
2007-09-23 03:20:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
deal!! I love buying cosmetics especially eye shadows.
2007-09-23 03:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I spend it on cosmetics that I sell on eBay?
2007-09-23 03:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you say. Torture is unnecessary.
How much are you giving out?•
2007-09-23 14:26:23 · answer #9 · answered by ??IMAGINE ?? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God only asks you to give 10 % and that is optional. Do not blame God if you get tortured, you know the rules.
2007-09-23 03:21:46 · answer #10 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All who answered "I am just going to sell it on eBay" have just sinned against you.I don't even think they caught the irony.
2007-09-23 03:29:45 · answer #11 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋