2007-09-22 18:29:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lol I evolved from candy. ;-)
2007-09-22 18:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
Eyes evolved from Sugar products in late 1960. All other eyes where Created by George Bush in the 1994 election against John Kerry. Proof can be found in the Creationist Museum in Kentucky. Doubts are met with Eternal Damnation.
2007-09-22 18:36:04 · answer #2 · answered by St. Toad 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
More proof that if a tornado hit a candy factory full of atheists the resultant concoction would be a hangar full of intelligent and physically attractive Boeing 757's.
2007-09-22 19:18:08 · answer #3 · answered by Queenie in the vitamins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not all eye candy experienced the environmental conditions to force change. But am I glad some did...
2007-09-22 18:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by neil s 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Athiest Eye Candy evolved from salt water taffy....I think everyone agrees on this....without having to splatter it all over the net.....
2007-09-22 18:35:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because you need the rock candy for the swizzle stick in your drink.
2007-09-22 18:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by novangelis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...well, i've made candy from potatoes but you have to cut the eyes out first. does that make me sadistic?
2007-09-22 18:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good question!
Where does Sonic the hedgehog fit into evolution?
2007-09-22 18:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by Melty Blood 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
sugar and spice, and everything that is nice,and her beauty blinded me anyway, so what do i need eyes for?
2007-09-22 18:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Because a banana proves that god made her.
2007-09-22 18:32:23 · answer #10 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋