Jesus is sitting at a bar,
he's getting drunk, he's feelin' mellow
he's drinkin' bourbon, he's drinkin' scotch, he's drinkin' beer
He looked down the bar, here come the bartender
He said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?
I want bourbon, I want scotch, I want beer
2007-09-22 17:41:03 · 5 answers · asked by Jack 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
then Jesus said:
No I ain't seen Mary since the night before last,
gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
2007-09-22 17:53:27 · update #1
I like the part where Jesus says to Judas, "I know. Everybody funny. Now you funny, too."
2007-09-22 17:49:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
From the Prophet Thoroughgood 1:1-1
2007-09-23 00:53:20 · answer #2 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I ain't seen my baby since the night before last, got a get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed, gonna get high man I ain't had enough....need me a triple shot of that stuff!
2007-09-23 01:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by Bluebootz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The 99th Scripture?
2007-09-23 00:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not many compared the old good one.
2007-09-23 00:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋