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2007-09-22 16:30:36 · 10 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because of the following reasons:
*Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin
*Chuck Norris hit puberty 8 times just for fun
*Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too sad he has never cried
*Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
*Once a Chuck Norris toilet paper was made but it wouldn't take a "crap" from anyone
*Chuck Norris can drown a fish
*There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals that Chuck Norris allowed to live
*When God said "Let there be the light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
*If you ask what time is it to Chuck Norris he replies by "2 seconds till'" and when you ask "till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the head.
*Before going to sleep, the boogey man searches his closet for Chuck Norris
*There is no such a thing as Global Warming; Chuck Norris was cold so he pushed the sun down
*Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi
*Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares at them until he gets the information he wants
*When filling his taxes papers, Chuck Norris only sends blank papers with a picture of him... Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes.
Because of those reasons, some don't like him.
2007-09-22 17:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by HighFlyDanger 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris has done more to promote Christianity by setting a good example and telling the Gospel on Texas Ranger than any TV evangelist. (except Billy Graham) I think the Lord likes Chuck Norris.
A Christian.
2007-09-23 00:59:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, when I was young, I got assaulted by an angry mob of Chuck Norris action figures with super-action chop. Since then, I've always held a grudge against the guy.
2007-09-22 16:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris Rocks! He kicks some major butt.
Some people think that being Christian means that you are a pacifist and Chuck is not a pacifist- that is probably why they don't like him. He defends himself. There is nothing Christlike about defending yourself.
2007-09-22 16:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well, Chuck's been well trained and does kick-***. I think it's age discrimination...... Maybe people think he's too old to give them a good whoopin' but I think they'd be sorely (no pun intended) mistaken.
2007-09-23 01:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by Yogini 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jealous.
2007-09-22 16:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
So long as he's not another of my long lost sons, I like him just fine
have a martini?
2007-09-23 04:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
idk what a R&Sers but as of right now i hear that Chuck Norris just made them all EXTINCT~!!!
2007-09-23 12:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by R. Gyle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't...never have. Nothing personal against him.
2007-09-22 16:36:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah he is a really good actor! :)
2007-09-22 16:36:53 · answer #10 · answered by sisterzeal 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋