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....why?
2007-09-22 15:48:25 · 12 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The fist hiding under the beard scares me.
2007-09-22 16:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know On one hand Lord Voldemort can use black magic on me and on the other hand Chuck Norris can Roundhouse kick me in the head with the heel of his boot.
However Harry Killed Lord Voldemort- So I guess Chuck is who I am more afraid of. If you stay on his good side, you don't have to worry though.
2007-09-22 23:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Neither. Chuck Norris seems to be a nice guy and Voldemort isn't real.
2007-09-22 23:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by Jasmine808 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The American Museum of Natural History, said: “Normally, a leopard will not attack a man. If provoked or wounded, however, the animal will turn on human beings and fight.” Similarly, if given the opportunity, poisonous snakes known for aggressiveness, such as the mamba and king cobra, prefer, as a rule, cautiously to glide away from the presence of man rather than attack.
2007-09-22 22:54:15 · answer #4 · answered by conundrum 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris.
'Cause Voldy's gone moldy. Haven't you gotten Peeves's memo?
2007-09-22 22:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by Noble Poet 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
God can only throw your soul into hell.
Chuck Norris can round house kick your soul in the head.
2007-09-22 23:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by capekicks 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I fear no one, especially not Chuck Norris. Get over the obsession, it's not healthy.
2007-09-22 22:52:13 · answer #7 · answered by Vintage Glamour 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
that's a stupid question, i mean, Chuck Norris is the reason the dinosaurs are extinct, so you tell me~!!!
2007-09-23 18:57:07 · answer #8 · answered by R. Gyle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would bet my sweet bippy that neither of them could hold a candle to John Wayne
...have a martini
2007-09-23 11:51:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck. He might go Texas Ranger on me.
2007-09-22 22:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by Darth Nihilus 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋