Someone, please tell me this website is a joke.?

Question

This has been bugging the crap out of me. Is this website serious? I didn't know someone could possibly be this stupid.

http://truechristian.com/christianscience.html

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against religion at all. I'm skeptical, but I'm open to it. If you want a good laugh, click "The Earth ISN'T Round!!!" or "The Truth About Stars"....or "What Are Clouds Made of?"...... Hell, they're all hilariously stupid.

Answer 1

Some people really do believe this.

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Answer 2

It is no joke, It is a cult founded by a woman called Mary Baker Eddy in the 1800s . They are not a mainstream Christian denomination but a splinter group cult. It's teachings are not biblical and can cause great confusion. The Christian scientists are very large mainly because they are not prone to violence or radical high profile meetings. They run under most theological radar. They do not have outspoken leaders unlike Scientology which is different. Mark Twain wrote a book making fun of them as well.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

If this website was posted before we discovered that the earth is round then there no one would be joking. In fact, someone would kill you for suggesting that it was flat.

There are many more beliefs that we still hold, which are just as funny as these. Such as believing that a "god answers our prayers". Plenty would find that still believable, wouldn't they?

Answer 5

Well, the cool part is that it's a pretty slick parody.

The sad part is that the author didn't have to make up anything--he's just posting the exact arguments that are made by American Christians (a minority of them, to be sure) all the time.

Answer 6

Oh, my! I believe the Bible, live it to the best of my ability, and have been exposed to Christianity for most of my five decades. I have never seen anything like this -- ever. And, I hope never to see anything like this again. This makes a mockery of the grace and mercy of God. The author of these pieces needs prayer, spiritual and temporal insight, knowledge of how to "rightly divide the word of truth," wisdom, understanding, and common sense. Clearly, this person has no training or education on the topics that he expounds upon. The most striking thing to me about the Web site that you linked is that it in no way demonstrates the love of God for those who don't have him in their lives, and *that* is totally contrary to the Word of God. God's love extended to mankind is the entire purpose of pure Christianity, regardless of what this fellow says. I cringe to think of the effect of this drivel upon the hearts of people and upon the heart of God. It saddens me to consider how this individual will answer to God for his Web site content and its effects. At any rate, I know unbelievers who swing just as far out in the opposite direction, but I see no excuse for this -- except that the poor fellow is surely deluded.

Answer 7

It's so silly/funny or whatever because you can't compare science to relligion. It just simply will not add up. Science follows the whole we came from monkeys belief. And relligion believes a higher power formed us, and woman from a single bone from a mans body.

They just won't add up.

Answer 8

Even if it is a joke, the fact that it's not clear whether or not it's a joke is quite telling. There ARE people who still believe Pi is some other value, or that the earth is flat.

Answer 9

Believe it or not but some people think that way. I don't know if it is a lack of education or what but we all have to live in the same world.

I believe in GOD, but I am not backward in my thinking. I've lived through too much to not believe in GOD, it is just I'm not a lunatic.

Answer 10

It's about as real as they come. There is a lot of hate in this world. Atheists, Infidels and non-conformists do not have a corner on this market.

Answer 11

Well, for whatever reason the person created that website, he was serious and probably needs help.

Like someone who asked me why snakes crawl.
She told me "God ripped their legs off and said crawl you snake".

Sh#t, I laughed so hard until I noticed she was serious.